A downloadable game for Windows and macOS


"This is your Captain speaking. We are experiencing some troublesome weather and the waves might get quite big and terrifying. But don't fret my little sea critters, I your Captain will get us safely through this quagmire, whatever it takes. Even if I have to sacrifice every last one of you to Poseidon... "

Get enough speed to clear the waves, by throwing innocent people off of your boat.

LESS Passengers = MORE Speed

Controls: click on passengers to aim and launch them


HowToBoat.zip 64 MB
HowToBoatMac.app.zip 69 MB

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